paint the roses pink
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gigantorthemooseking:

singularbioticss:

tsarbucks:

okay so last night i was really tired and i remember writing something down to make a tumblr post 

so i opened up my laptop and an index card came out 

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and i vaguely remember writing it but i forgot what was in it so i opened it up…

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what

the

fuck

At least it worked???

That is a beautifully drawn figure of an egg playing a piano.





sukkanen:

eziocauthon89:

sixpenceee:

made by filmmaker David F. Sandberg

Someone described it as “I normally can’t stand horror stuff, but this one was short enough to stomach. Once. After that, it’s all nope nope nope, and I’m never turning my lights off ever again.”

WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE

FOR A BLOODY MARY SHORT FILM

DO NOT.

WATCH.

THAT SHORT

i scREAMED SO FUCKING LOUD I COULDNT FINISH WATCHING IT OH MY GOSD


iraffiruse:

Awkward moments of 2013



kingdank420:

this is the swaggiest motherfucker i have ever seen he absorbs other people’s lack of swag and then photosynthesizes it into swag that we can breathe and be reinvigorated by i cant handle it

kingdank420:

this is the swaggiest motherfucker i have ever seen he absorbs other people’s lack of swag and then photosynthesizes it into swag that we can breathe and be reinvigorated by i cant handle it


youlooklikespringtime:

IM CRYING


disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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fenemy:

And i think to myself,what a wonderful world…………

fenemy:

And i think to myself,what a wonderful world…………


a-for-antisocial:

pornodroid:

sniperj0e:

here’s a video of 7000 fireworks accidentally going off at once after a computer malfunction

(IF YOU’RE WEARING HEADPHONES TURN YOUR VOLUME DOWN JESUS CHRIST)

i can only assume this is the robots first attempt at causing the apocalypse

Skynet


imaginefallout:

IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK


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