Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator.
Pics or it didn’t happen
His name is T.I.
He brought me flowers.
Obligatory outdoor photos.
Here I am, introducing him to friends.
A close-up shot of his dashing visage.
My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine imported silk.
excuse me the instructions clearly said starbucks not which wich dammit son
other than that you did pretty well nice job
Okay so this is a map of Panem..
Throughout all the books in my head it was just like this
If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.
“Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?”
“Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it.”
“Fucking brilliant, Jim.”
i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love
“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”
“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”
“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”
I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL
if you ever feel unimportant just read this page on the blues clues wiki
this makes me want to cry
cat life :CcccCcc
omg this makes me so sad
