paint the roses pink
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if you ever feel embarrassed over something little just remember this


Both Emmas Faces are Priceless

She just shakes her head like “this dumb bitch”

Emma Stone’s face is the face of “I will kill you and no one will find the body.”


rowrz:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 


mandopony:

arewefadingout:

videohall:

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Sometimes life is just beautiful.



rockmehemmings:

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

OB MY GOD


dippyeggs:

ah yes summer time for shorts

*unsticks thighs from plastic chair*


gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home


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