biteythevillain:

hell is literally when the bottom of your foot itches but if you scratch it it tickles

i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do boxes breath

boxygen

i stand corrected

sodamnrelatable:

omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg 

anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god

shippery:

I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

• *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
• Me: Please don't be 6am
• *1;48am*
• Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
• *Shoves face back into pillow*

too-pretty-to-die:

spooningcaptainamerica:

neilpatrickheaven:

dadegbert:

“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me

the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”

the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”

The quadrilogy: how the fuck do you make gifs