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arthur-recaps:

me when i diet


unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence


paleskinhazeleyes:

i-want-my-name:

not-obama:

carryonmylonelyangel:

amazingandonfire:

once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.

They got married.

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#all those rogue seating arrangements suddenly make sense

Oh no


Jennifer Lawrence invited her best friend Laura to attend the Oscars Party.



australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

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david-beckdamn:

So much love for this guy.

david-beckdamn:

So much love for this guy.


“Look at those heathens sitting in their backyard. Talking. Not watching World Cup soccer. What kind of people are those? Not our kind.”

My Dad (via rubitch-cubes)


weaselette:

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