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dontdropthatpunpunpun:

superwolfavengewholock:

cyrillusisbadass:

erectionsandtea:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

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Britney Spears

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Vanessa Hudgens

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Angelica Pickles

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Raven

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Isabella

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Bubbles

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Scuttle

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My dad’s GPS

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Me

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EVERYONE STOP AND LISTEN TO THE PERFECT POST

holy fucking perfect!

It’s back. I waited so long.

This makes me so fucking happy






fem-punk:

fem-punk:

So I found some new mascara today… 

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miss manga mascara… Gives you a ‘Manga effect’

let’s see how this works…

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little weird… so far so good…. hmm.. let me get the other one.. 

alright let’s take a look… 

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holy shit. it worked. 

I spent 7 dollars on this fucking mascara for 48 notes.



whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

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what-wear-when:

WHAT TO WEAR WHEN: Appearing In Court as the Defendant in the Well-Publicized Murder Trial of One’s Dearly Departed Husband

Tricky, tricky, tricky! 
Maybe the best idea is to think of this as a job interview. You are a candidate for the position of “Person Who Is Not In Jail.” Dress for the job you want!
Striking a balance between “frumpy and harmless” and “also very responsible and trustworthy” is tough, but it can be done. The polka dots on this Romwe top are disarming, without being irreverent. 
The Phillip Lim kimono jacket is the key piece here: elegant and a little unusual, it prevents your pencil silhouette from appearing inappropriately sexy, while also, you know, making sure you stay just sexy enough.
Glasses are a great prop. For one thing, they distance you, visually, from the “gold-digging murderess” whose pictures have been splashed across tabloid pages for months. You can remove them to blot your tears with one trembling hand, or stare imploringly at sympathetic jury members with your conveniently magnified eyes (which should NOT too heavily made up — a simple beige shadow palette with waterproof brown or navy liner and a layer of clear mascara will suffice).
The luxurious, understated mahogany glamour of these Tom Ford frames will also remind you that you are better than everybody else in the courtroom. Even as you abase yourself for their sympathy, never forget that you could buy and sell every one of these rubes.
Color, as long as it’s a little somber, isn’t verboten. The sweet touch of sage on these cap-toe pumps by Proenza Schouler is the perfect way to say “I fully understand the gravity of my situation, but this trial is a farcical smear campaign against an innocent woman, and when I am free I will dance on all of your graves.” 
ROMWE top / 3 1 Phillip Lim short kimono jacket / Blumarine skirt / Proenza Schouler high heel shoes / Christian Louboutin black bowling bag / Rachel Leigh bib statement necklace / Tom Ford Optical Wire-Frame Glasses, Brown

what-wear-when:

WHAT TO WEAR WHEN: Appearing In Court as the Defendant in the Well-Publicized Murder Trial of One’s Dearly Departed Husband

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Tricky, tricky, tricky! 

  • Maybe the best idea is to think of this as a job interview. You are a candidate for the position of “Person Who Is Not In Jail.” Dress for the job you want!
  • Striking a balance between “frumpy and harmless” and “also very responsible and trustworthy” is tough, but it can be done. The polka dots on this Romwe top are disarming, without being irreverent. 
  • The Phillip Lim kimono jacket is the key piece here: elegant and a little unusual, it prevents your pencil silhouette from appearing inappropriately sexy, while also, you know, making sure you stay just sexy enough.
  • Glasses are a great prop. For one thing, they distance you, visually, from the “gold-digging murderess” whose pictures have been splashed across tabloid pages for months. You can remove them to blot your tears with one trembling hand, or stare imploringly at sympathetic jury members with your conveniently magnified eyes (which should NOT too heavily made up — a simple beige shadow palette with waterproof brown or navy liner and a layer of clear mascara will suffice).
  • The luxurious, understated mahogany glamour of these Tom Ford frames will also remind you that you are better than everybody else in the courtroom. Even as you abase yourself for their sympathy, never forget that you could buy and sell every one of these rubes.
  • Color, as long as it’s a little somber, isn’t verboten. The sweet touch of sage on these cap-toe pumps by Proenza Schouler is the perfect way to say “I fully understand the gravity of my situation, but this trial is a farcical smear campaign against an innocent woman, and when I am free I will dance on all of your graves.” 

ROMWE top / 3 1 Phillip Lim short kimono jacket / Blumarine skirt / Proenza Schouler high heel shoes / Christian Louboutin black bowling bag / Rachel Leigh bib statement necklace / Tom Ford Optical Wire-Frame Glasses, Brown



maliciousmelons:

Justin Bieber is disturbing me on whole new levels

maliciousmelons:

Justin Bieber is disturbing me on whole new levels



snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties


chirrychirrybangbang:

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

That’s cold dorothy


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