damnhorran:

should’ve stuck to the stuff you know

if you wanted to be cool you had to follow one simple rule

you don´t mess with the flow…no….no

should’ve stuck to the status quo

heyfunniest:

aww 

femburton:

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

paralysedbeaver:

John Krasinski, Rainn Wilson and Jenna Fischer audition for The Office.

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

• Me, after working out several days in a row: "Why would I ever NOT work out?"
• Me, after one day of rest: "Why would anyone work out EVER?"

boygrimlark:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

i-hate-myself-so-much-i-am-numb:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

my uncle is a priest and he’s staying over for a couple days how the fuck am i supposed to watch supernatural and read fanfiction with his righteousness here

Sacrifice him to Satan

no he’s making mac and cheese for dinner
maybe tomorrow 

I admire your ability to keep your priorities straight.